Great Job! You successfully started a bullshit couples fight between the (questionably) open-minded (but definitely) annoying lefty hepcats who’d cut their own dicks off to prove how culturally accepting they are and the American-flag-bandanna squares who (shock!) don’t care to dog pile every breathe Sarah Palin makes.
The young fellas of today are like a Doug marathon sandwiched in between Girlfields with misery pits for mouths. Nice guys like to lament the (supposed) downfall of the Beaver Cleaver steeze because they fail to see they drain the life out of ladies like a million little OJs with missing mittens.
In 2007, Houston senator Ellen Cohen sponsored a “pole tax” which forces the humble (yet) horrifying doormen of Houston’s titty bars into asking frat boys and business men alike to pony up five bucks in favor of women’s crisis centers.
